Be Here Now

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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so who’s on first?

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That’s right 👍🏻

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that’s strange

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No, he’s on second.

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Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

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No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

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Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

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Naturally.

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Who?

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Naturally.

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So Naturally is the first baseman?

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No. The first baseman is Who.

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Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

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House is on Third.

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I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

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Who’s on first!

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This is horrible

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Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

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That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

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Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

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:)

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alskling i feel pain and desire i feel like i want you more than anything else in the world but also that you ruin me and i am better without you more than anything i feel like you make me a better version of myself m ore than anything i feel like you see and know me more than anyone else i want to fall asleep to you each night and wake up to you each morning i want to lay in your arms and feel safe enough to cry about the time we’ve missed and i never want to see your face again please please stop confusing me please love me or leave me alone i only feel this way when i drink but i drink to chase this feeling what is wrong with me why can’t i just be enough